The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
because pitbulls are so terrible right?….
hes so satisfied with himself that little butt
This is disgusting. I love it.
I can just imagine his wife yelling at him “YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT!”
Is he wearing a blazer over a leather jacket?
He’s Tony Stark, what do you expect?
Robert, your Tony is showing
"Some people say home is where you come from. But I think it’s a place you need to find, like it’s scattered and you pick pieces of it up along the way."
(Quote by Katie Kacvinsky, Illustration from Wind in November)
“In White Tantra, the serpent ascends along the length of the medulla of the spinal cord. In Black Tantra, the serpent descends, projecting itself down from the cocyx towards the atomic infernos of the human being, thus becoming Satan’s tail.”
-Light From Darkness
dumbfounded a murder of crows isn’t on here.
my english told me that a group of unicorns is called a blessing and thats the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard
A GROUP OF PORCUPINES IS CALLED A PRICKLE AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE MOST ADORABLE SHIT THAN GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE
what’s troubling about a buncha goldfish
I move that anything bigger than a ‘murder’ of crows be called a battlefield. Just sayin’.
Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :)