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  • AnonymousHey, have you stopped writing your 'Find the Alpha' fanfic? I really hope not, because it was amazing.
  • Nope. It’s just kicking my ass. I’m about half way through the chapter so I shouldn’t be too much longer. :)

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The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

welp.

(via glimpseofgoldglitter)

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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

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fassbender-mcavoyobsessed:

daysofxavierspast:

ninemoons42:

thexscha:

So “Blurred Lines”… Great song, awful lyrics, right?

Well, Weird Al Yankovic fixed that for us.

Also, some grammar-nazi and kinetic typography porn for your thorough enjoyment.

Seriously, this made most of my upcoming days :)

Oh my god.

BRB crying from laughter

and also THIS IS MY FUCKING LIFE, THIS IS ENGLISH, AND GOOD GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU WEIRD AL

big dictionary. that’s it. I’m dead. 

SWEET JESUS THIS IS GOLD

I love Weird Al.

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thatssobucky:

you guys should totally take this quiz and this quiz to see which supervillain and superhero you should hook up with it’s really fun

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  • #cat woman #wolverine #oh man
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